Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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