you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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