I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Randomize
