apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Shame is for Republicans.
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