I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Be still, my beating vagina.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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