Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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