dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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