I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my sisters under your porch take her home
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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