And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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