I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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