i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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