We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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