after a month anything with tits is on the radar
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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