Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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