): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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