yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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