How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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