Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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