what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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