Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
tell me about the fingering
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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