i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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