i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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