your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
there was a trapeze. enough said
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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