Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Dick very happy bro
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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