big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I would fuck him just for his dog
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
