i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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