11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
being pregnant is like rehab
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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