Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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