dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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