Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
His nipple licking is glorious
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