Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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