so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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