Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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