i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Are we still banned from the library?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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