this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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