that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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