Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
