Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
