Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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