Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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