you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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