Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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