He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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