Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
