oh god the rape fog is back!
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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