well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Even my vagina gasped.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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