im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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