i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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