Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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