I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think a kid would responsible me up
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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