lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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