I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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