this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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