Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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